Toddlers: The New Frat Party
I love those "Y is the new X" statements, and this one's a classic. Suburban Snapshots has a post called "Why Having a Toddler is Like Being at a Frat Party". I have no children of my own, but my ex-gf has two awesome boys, aged 9 and 4 at the time. So, older than the kids described in the blog post, but still unpredictable and fratboy-like.
Yes, lots of plastic cups filled with mysterious liquids. Yes, nobody ever wanted to sleep. Yes, lots of body-function humor.
6. Probably 80% of the stains on the furniture contain DNA.
5. You've got someone in your face at 3 a.m. looking for a drink.
4. There's definitely going to be a fight.
This one's for Darren & Alison, and Darren & Mary Heath, who will find their new kids entering the toddler phase all too soon.
- jordan matthew yerman's blog
- Login to post comments
..
